PORT TOBACCO PLAYERS
  • Buy Tickets
    • Current Season >
      • Full Season 24/25
      • Bye Bye Birdie
    • Next Season >
      • Full Season 25/26
      • Airness
    • Information
    • Gift Tickets
  • Get Involved
    • Auditions >
      • Audition Resources
    • Volunteer >
      • Become an Usher
    • Membership
    • Play Reading Submissions
  • Education
    • Classes >
      • Dance Class
    • Encore Kids + Adults >
      • Learn more about theater!
    • Camp Mockabee >
      • High School Camp Waiting List
      • Counselor Application
    • Lillian Medas Memorial Scholarship Award >
      • Award Winners
  • Support Us
    • Advertise with Us
    • Donate >
      • Benefactor Listing
      • Costume Donation Form
    • Brick Paver Project
    • Buy PTP Gear
  • About Us
    • Who We Are
    • Production History
    • Virtual Offerings >
      • In the Director's Chair
      • Original Works
      • Recorded Performances
    • Directions + Parking
    • Awards
    • News
    • Board of Directors
    • Facilities >
      • Facility Calendar
      • Trouble Call
    • Policies
    • Safety Procedures and Protocols
    • Contact Us
Picture

I Love You,
You're Perfect,
Now Change

March 7th to March 23rd, 2025

Book and Lyrics by: Joe DiPietro
Music by: Jimmy Roberts
Orchestrations by Doug Katsaros

Producer: Stacey Swickert
Director: Kyle Rappe
Music Director: Brian Kuhn


buy tickets now
(Musical) 

This celebration of the mating game takes on the truths and myths behind that contemporary conundrum known as “the relationship.” Through sketches and songs, Act I explores the journey from dating and waiting to love and marriage, while Act II reveals the agonies and triumphs of in-laws and newborns, trips in the family car and pick-up techniques of the geriatric set. This hilarious revue pays tribute to those who have loved and lost, to those who have fallen on their face at the portal of romance, to those who have dared to ask, “Say, what are you doing Saturday night?”

Cast List

Man #1 Carlton Silvestro
Man #2 Benjamin Simpson
Woman #1 Becky Norris Kuhn
Woman #2 Tara Waters
Picture

The Port Tobacco Players, Inc. • A 501(c)(3) Organization • PO Box 2030 • La Plata MD 20646-2030 • (301) 932-6819

​The Port Tobacco Players is supported in part by a grant from the Charles County Arts Alliance , the Maryland State Arts Council, the Charles County Charitable Trust, and the Nancy Gasparovic Memorial Charitable Foundation.
   Subscribe to PTP's E-NEWS


  • Buy Tickets
    • Current Season >
      • Full Season 24/25
      • Bye Bye Birdie
    • Next Season >
      • Full Season 25/26
      • Airness
    • Information
    • Gift Tickets
  • Get Involved
    • Auditions >
      • Audition Resources
    • Volunteer >
      • Become an Usher
    • Membership
    • Play Reading Submissions
  • Education
    • Classes >
      • Dance Class
    • Encore Kids + Adults >
      • Learn more about theater!
    • Camp Mockabee >
      • High School Camp Waiting List
      • Counselor Application
    • Lillian Medas Memorial Scholarship Award >
      • Award Winners
  • Support Us
    • Advertise with Us
    • Donate >
      • Benefactor Listing
      • Costume Donation Form
    • Brick Paver Project
    • Buy PTP Gear
  • About Us
    • Who We Are
    • Production History
    • Virtual Offerings >
      • In the Director's Chair
      • Original Works
      • Recorded Performances
    • Directions + Parking
    • Awards
    • News
    • Board of Directors
    • Facilities >
      • Facility Calendar
      • Trouble Call
    • Policies
    • Safety Procedures and Protocols
    • Contact Us